There’s this log by the side of the road – I pass it on my way to work. It just appeared one day, out of the blue. I’m intrigued by it & wonder what it might have to tell me.
I was thinking of carrying it around like the Log Lady of Twin Peaks. Remember how her log told her things?
But I suspect that I’m not strong enough to carry around a log that large. So I started a weight training regimen.
How long do you reckon until I’m ready?