The Car of the Thousand Dollars
If you look at my car
(in a manner that could be
construed as rude)
it gets its feelings hurt
and Something inside
And whatever that
Something is, will
cost (at least)
one thousand dollars
I’m being extremely unfair to my almost 12 year old car. It has over 150,000 miles on it & still gets great gas mileage. It can’t help it that it’s elderly & over-engineered. Oh, and you might think I’m exaggerating, but this time it will actually need over $2,000 of work done.
I would use this as an excuse to get a new(er) car, but darn it I LIKE my car. It’s comfortable, I can mostly park it, and it has tumbleweeds in the corners that I would miss if it were gone.
|From 2008, in happier times :)|
So Ms. Saturn enjoy your week at the spa – I’ll be putting you through your paces when you get back home!