At Bedwetter Irascible Awnings, it's the little things that matter, such as our aforementioned decorative yet functional front clip,
our quick-release pins for the awning extension flaps, which allow you to compensate for late-afternoon sun angles,
Note also that your safety is top priority, as evidenced in the rusty clamp (hey, you know it's steel if it rusts like that!) and the extensive use of top-quality tape to maintain your awning frame's integrity.
And while you're looking at the details, note the perfectly distressed quality of our awning material! With each one literally years in the making, we think we offer the most distinct awnings in the industry!
Bedwetter Awnings now come with Kewl Blu liners, with NASA approved reflective technology!
The "space blanket" was developed in 1964 as a part of the Apollo program. This is the "emergency blanket" version...coated with reflective material on one side to hold in body heat in situations where hypothermia is a possibility. Inversely, it makes for a nice shelter half, is mostly waterproof, and makes for some cool shade with the reflective side up.
There you have it folks - the latest in shade technology. You know you want one! But better hurry - these babies will be jumping off the shelves! Or falling...