I got this bottle sweater in the mail:
We had visited the Maker's Mark distillery a few years ago & had a terrible experience in their gift shop. I wrote them a flaming letter & they sent us a bunch of swag - I was well satisfied with the exchange. I can only assume that I'm on their list because of that. In any case, not being a drinker, I came up with a different use for the sweater.
A Christmas Cow - we put him under the tree. Now Christmas is complete!